From the 1980s Time Capsule of Cheese, or the "It's So Bad, It's Actually Funny" Archive.... [link] . I mean, we have a bunch of girls in bouncy hair doing an admittedly catchy cover of the last part of the Burns Sister song "I Wonder Who's Out Tonight" and the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders strutting and fretting their hour upon the stage...and the whole programme is sponsored by the makers of hair product and zit cream.

THIS one is even cheesier: [link] since we have Dick Clark AND a bunch of singing/dancing Hooters waitresses whose state costumes look more as if they've come dressed for auditions for some superhero movie which never got made because the script was even worse than the one for Superman IV: The Quest For Peace. I mean, they were THAT fruity....especially the girl from Montana. Her costume practically screams "Fear Me, for I AM FIRESTAR!!!"